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If the car won't start, check the battery.

a) If your cell phone won’t work, check [pick one]the batterythe spam filterfor hard drive space.

b) If your mouse isn’t working, check [pick one]to see if it is connectedfor hard drive spacethe ink.

c) If your monitor screen is black, check [pick one]the inkthe spam filterto see if it is turned on.

d) If the printer is printing blank pages, check [pick one]the batterythe inkthe fuses.

e) If the lights are out, check [pick one]the inkfor hard drive spacethe fuses.

f) If you are missing an e-mail, check [pick one]to see if it is turned onthe spam filterthe battery.

g) If your computer is slow, check [pick one]for hard drive spacethe inkthe fuses.